#masters

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."