#masters

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."