#masters

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."