#mastery

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."