#mastery

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."