#mastery

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."