#mastery

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."