#mastery

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."