#mastery

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"