#mastery

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."