#mastery

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"You must immerse yourself in your work. You have to fall in love with your work … You must dedicate your life to mastering your skill. That’s the secret of success."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."