#mastery

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."