#Meaning

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."