#Meaning

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"It is the function of art to renew our perception. What we are familiar with we cease to see. The writer shakes up the familiar scene, and, as if by magic, we see a new meaning in it."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."