#Meaning

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."