#Meaning

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"The meaning of life is contained in every single expression of life. It is present in the infinity of forms and phenomena that exist in all of creation."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."