#Meaning

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Faith is not about finding meaning in the world, there may be no such thing -- faith is the belief in our capacity to create meaningful lives."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Accept the universeAs the gods gave it to you.If the gods wanted to give you something elseThey’d have done it.If there are other matters and other worldsThere are."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

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"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."