#Meaning

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Money cannot buy peace of mind. It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning into a life that has none."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"The little boy nodded at the peony and the peony seemed to nod back. The little boy was neat, clean and pretty. The peony was unchaste, dishevelled as peonies must be, and at the height of its beauty.(...) Every hour is filled with such moments, big with significance for someone."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"To put meaning in one's life may end in madness,But life without meaning is the tortureOf restlessness and vague desire--It is a boat longing for the sea and yet afraid."