#Meaning

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"One does not have to be a philosopher to be a successful artist, but he does have to be an artist to be a successful philosopher. His nature is to view the world in an unpredictable albeit useful light."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"You need to get out of the nest if you ever want to fly."