#Meaning

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"The enduring attraction of war is this: Even with its destruction and carnage it can give us what we long for in life. It can give us purpose, meaning, a reason for living."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Death is our constant companion, and it is death that gives each person's life its true meaning."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"I know nothing in the world that has as much power as a word. Sometimes I write one, and I look at it, until it begins to shine."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"There is something infantile in the presumption that somebody else has a responsibility to give your life meaning and point… The truly adult view, by contrast, is that our life is as meaningful, as full and as wonderful as we choose to make it."