#Meaning

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"I know nothing in the world that has as much power as a word. Sometimes I write one, and I look at it, until it begins to shine."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."