#Meaning

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"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."