#Meaning

"Spirituality is recognizing and celebrating that we are all inextricably connected to each other by a power greater than all of us, and that our connection to that power and to one another is grounded in love and compassion. Practicing spirituality brings a sense of perspective, meaning and purpose to our lives."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Now listen for your song. Everybody’s got a song. When I used to chase the Trane— John Coltrane that is— he used to tell me, ‘If I know a man’s sound, I know the man.’ Do you hear the melody playing in your mind? Does it move you, nudge you off your seat?"

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."