#Meaning

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"…Our sunsets have been reduced to wavelengths and frequencies. The complexities of the universe have been shredded into mathematical equations. Even our self-worth as human beings has been destroyed."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."