#Meaning

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Sixty-four thousand dollars for a question, I hope they are asking you the meaning of life."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."