#Meaning

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Anya looked upon Nin admirably. Having him as a partner-in-crime—if only on this one occasion, which she hoped would only be the start of something more—was more revitalizing than the cheap thrills of a cookie-cutter shallow, superficial romance, where the top priority was how beautiful a person was on the outside."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."