#Meaning

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"The enduring attraction of war is this: Even with its destruction and carnage it can give us what we long for in life. It can give us purpose, meaning, a reason for living."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Why must art be static? You look at an abstraction, sculptured or painted, an entirely exciting arrangement of planes, spheres, nuclei, entirely without meaning. It would be perfect, but it is always still. The next step in sculpture is motion."