#Meaning

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Sixty-four thousand dollars for a question, I hope they are asking you the meaning of life."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"