#Meaning

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"The petty man wants to use God for himself; the ambitious man wants God to use him for God."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"I know nothing in the world that has as much power as a word. Sometimes I write one, and I look at it, until it begins to shine."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Words are magic. They have the power to hurt and to heal, and even withholding them has the power to hurt and to heal. What else has as much potency in its absence and can do without doing? What I mean is, even when you don’t say anything, you are communicating as effectively as if you’d spoken."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."