#Meaning

"Death is our constant companion, and it is death that gives each person's life its true meaning."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."