#Meditation

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Compassion is all inclusive. Compassion knows no boundaries. Compassion comes with awareness, and awareness breaks all narrow territories."

"You are a cosmic flower. Om chanting is the process of opening the psychic petals of that flower."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."