#Meditation

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"AUM or Om is not related to any religion because Om was practiced before the birth of all the religions of the world."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Mindfulness helps us get better at seeing the difference between what’s happening and the stories we tell ourselves about what’s happening, stories that get in the way of direct experience. Often such stories treat a fleeting state of mind as if it were our entire and permanent self."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."