#Meditation

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"With me, illusions are bound to be shattered. I am here to shatter all illusions. Yes, it will irritate you, it will annoy you - that's my way of functioning and working. I will sabotage you from your very roots! Unless you are totally destroyed as a mind, there is no hope for you."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"The closer you come to knowing that you alone create the world of your experience, the more vital it becomes for you to discover just who is doing the creating."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."