#Meditation

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."