#Meditation

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"You honor yourself by acting with dignity and composure."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."