#Meditation

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Yoga is not a religion. It is a science, science of well-being, science of youthfulness, science of integrating body, mind and soul."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"The word 'innocence' means a mind that is incapable of being hurt."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Follow your heart. It will lead you to where you need to be."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."