#Meditation

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"The mind can go in a thousand directions, but on this beautiful path, I walk in peace. With each step, the wind blows. With each step, a flower blooms."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."