#Meditation

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Accepting the reality of change gives rise to equanimity."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"It does not matter how long you are spending on the earth, how much money you have gathered or how much attention you have received. It is the amount of positive vibration you have radiated in life that matters,"

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

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"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."