#personal-development

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."