#personal-development

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."