#personal-development

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"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"To become a master at any skill, it takes the total effort of your: heart, mind, and soul working together in tandem."