#personal-development

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."