#personal-development

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."