#personal-development

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."