#personal-development

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"When you know you can do something, and you feel good about yourself, you do not have to devalue others."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

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"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."