#personal-growth

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."