#personal-growth

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Heaven is comfort, but it's still not living."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."