#personal-growth

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."