#personal-growth

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"She fixed a smile that she hoped looked authentic. Pretending to be content continued to be hard work."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."