#positive-attitude

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."