#positive-attitude

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"