#positive-attitude

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"I will always find a way and a way will always find me."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."