#positive-attitude

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"I told Ella Mae Cheeks Johnson, then age 105, that she was the only person over 80 who I'd ever met who never referred to her physical infirmities or health problems. To which she replied, "I have my difficulties; I do not rejoice in them."