#positive-attitude

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."