#positive-attitude

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."