#positive-attitude

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"When you are joyful, when you say yes to life and have fun and project positivity all around you, you become a sun in the center of every constellation, and people want to be near you."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Your comfort zone is a place where you keep yourself in a self-illusion and nothing can grow there but your potentiality can grow only when you can think and grow out of that zone."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."