#positive-mindset

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."