#positive-mindset

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."