#positive-mindset

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."