#positive-mindset

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."