#positive-mindset

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Blaming is so much easier than taking responsibility, because if you take responsibility … then you might be to blame."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."