#positive-mindset

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."