#positive-mindset

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."