#positive-motivation

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"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."