#positive-motivation

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."