#positive-outlook

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."